ContourA Tour that will leave you Black and Blue
After blowing a big time heist, thug-for-hire Law, must resume his day job as a shady San Francisco tour guide. Before he knows it, Law and his unsuspecting group of tourists are in a race against time to recover a tape that will recue the politically unstable country of Uruvia. Filled with quirky characters, mad cap comedy and hard-hitting martial arts comes the most fun movie since Rumble in the Bronx!
DirectorEric Jacobus
WriterEric Jacobus
CrazyJekyll
@CrazyJekyll
The story could be tighter, the acting could probably be better, but the action is so top-notch that it doesn't even matter. It has a fight with someone triple wielding bats and a final fight with a broom, chain and an amazing ass necktie kung fu sequence. Who wouldn't fucking enjoy that shit. Pure Uncooperative Non-Undercranked Hong Kong Shapes Madness.
