Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven

Even for a David Decoteau production, this was bad. If you've watched a Dick Chasen product before, you know what to expect: a barely-there horror plot, some light same-sex petting, and a lady in lingerie if you're lucky. Unfortunately, this time, the guys aren't all that attractive, and the token female character doesn't disrobe. However, what makes this entry particularly atrocious is the amateur South African cast trying and failing to pull off English accents for the entire runtime.