No one seems to know why Dusty Craters, a dilapidated nursing home, is floating through space carrying a colorful assortment of grumpy old folks under the care of an evil goat doctor. But then again nothing seems to make sense in a world where a talking two-dollar bill lives in a Cracker Jack box and a three-eyed ape just might be the center of the universe. Best friends Roosi and Big Man uncover these mysteries and more as they go on one epic adventure after another in this buddy comedy.
WriterNate Milton
The Remains
Oct 18, 2018
No one seems to know why Dusty Craters, a dilapidated nursing home, is floating through space carrying a colorful assortment of grumpy old folks under the care of an evil goat doctor. But then again nothing seems to make sense in a world where a talking two-dollar bill lives in a Cracker Jack box and a three-eyed ape just might be the center of the universe.
The Ice Storm
Oct 18, 2018
Roosi and Big Man accidentally freeze the ship and must get to the HVAC system in order to save everyone.
The Exorcism of Odor
Oct 18, 2018
A demonic fungus in Goonter’s neck starts eating all the residents on the ship. It’s up to Pesh to save the day and clean up this mess…
The Talent Show
Oct 25, 2018
Roosi is extremely nervous for the Dusty Craters Talent Show - the weirdest show in space - where residents perform everything from naked ribbon dancing to pasta operas.
The Two Dollah Bill
Oct 25, 2018
The residents find a two-dollar bill in a Cracker Jack box, who turns out to be a southern anarchist named Jefferson. Jefferson urges the residents to break Pesh’s rules and before long they're swimming in the fish tanks, filling their pants with ice cream, and driving Pesh insane.
The Yog
Oct 25, 2018
The residents sit around a campfire and tell each other scary stories about THE YOG - a creature who steals people’s faces.
Inspector Cabbage
Nov 1, 2018
A health inspector comes to Dusty Craters. Pesh must get the ship in shape before they get shut down.
The Egg
Nov 1, 2018
Roosi's soul is shot into the cosmos. Luckily, Kurt Vonnegut is there to help him out.
Cosmic Saver
Nov 1, 2018
As a reward for repairing the ship, Dr. Pesh gives Roosi and Big Man a piece of candy that sucks them into a wormhole where they meet an omnipotent being named Uri.
The Hide and Seek
Nov 8, 2018
Pesh institutes a ship-wide game of Hide and Seek and Roosi discovers the mysterious machine Big Man's been building.
The Exterminator Part 1
Nov 8, 2018
Pesh has all the residents wait outside the ship while he takes care of a "pest problem."
The Exterminator Part 2
Nov 8, 2018
Pesh and Big Man have their final battle while Uri and Dark Matter fight for control of the universe.
The Infinite Monkey
Nov 15, 2018
There’s a monster on the ship and it's up to Roosi and the residents to track it down before it tears the ship apart.
The Older Brother
Nov 15, 2018
When Big Man won’t stop crying, Pesh calls the best baby doctor in the galaxy - aka, his older brother.
The Dustys
Nov 15, 2018
In one of the kitchen pantries, the residents find THE LAST GEL-O CUP IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY. After a violent tussle for the dessert, Pesh figures the only way to decide who gets the Gel-O is to have a ship-wide competition called The Dustys.
The Mirror
Nov 22, 2018
Dusty Craters crashes into another ship and come face-to-face with themselves.
The Sons of Jefferson
Nov 22, 2018
The residents receive a distress signal from their old pal Jefferson who needs them to babysit his kids.
The Homunculus
Nov 22, 2018
Roosi's been kidnapped by a psychotic worm and Big Man takes over the ship to get him back.
The Smarmy Army
Nov 29, 2018
Roosi finds himself covered in little orange men but no one will believe him! And Big Man is getting... dark...
The Third Eye Infection
Nov 29, 2018
Dark Matter tells Pesh to kill the residents but they quickly turn the table on him.
The Inner Planet
Nov 29, 2018
The residents travel through Big Man’s body to save her from Dark Matter while Pesh fights for his sanity in the darkest recesses of his mind.
