Face Jam AnimatedFast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily we've animated Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eating and judging every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And Eric is there too.
McMillions
Jan 23, 2021
Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste. And this time they're animated! Audio from Face Jam #11
Sauce Monkey Callin'
Apr 8, 2021
It wouldn't be a normal day getting lunch, without a crazy woman making monkey noises. Audio from Face Jam #29
Papadi-a-Plenty
Apr 15, 2021
Eric orders a LOT of food early in the morning which ends up confusing a Papa John's employee. Audio from Face Jam #9
Steamy Weenies
Apr 22, 2021
An incident occurred in an Arby's bathroom that may make you steer clear from the restaurant entirely. Audio from Face Jam #7
Waste of Taco Time
Apr 29, 2021
The boys just wanted some tacos, but it took way longer than it should have. It may not have even been worth it. Audio from Face Jam #10
Overserving Oldies
May 6, 2021
Make sure your grandma gets cut off when she's had too much to drink. Things could get messy if you don't. Audio from Face Jam #42
Costco's Low Cost Combo
May 13, 2021
For 40 some years, a hot dog at Costco has stayed the same price. Wonder why that is? Audio from Face Jam # 26
Pizza ONLY Night
May 20, 2021
You have no options, no choices, you get what you get. There is no escape. Tonight, we're having pizza. Audio from Face Jam # 25
Free Drink Jammin'
Sep 1, 2021
Face Jam's back! And the best way to return is with a free drink! For Eric only though. Audio from Face Jam "Torchies 06/22/21"
Michael's Origin Story
Sep 1, 2021
Michael realizes it's unfair to eat more of one burger than the other when comparing them. His solution should not be replicated. Audio from Face Jam "Whataburger 04/14/20"
Sauce Stealin Family Members
Sep 8, 2021
The Sauce Monkey has his father in law over for dinner, only for him to steal some of his beloved sauce right from under his nose. Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 07/06/21"
Pasta Past Your Limit
Sep 8, 2021
The Face Jam guys get tricked into eating pasta. A lot of it. Audio from Face Jam "Olive Garden 07/21/20"
Spicy Chicken Betrayal
Sep 15, 2021
Michael and Eric get a better burger without telling Jordan. He does not take it well. Audio from Face Jam "Wendys 09/29/20"
TGI Will Never Eat This Again
Sep 22, 2021
Ever wanted the stickiest most uncomfortable burger ever? Have no fear, TGI Fridays has your back. Audio from Face Jam "TGI Fridays 04/13/21"
10 In 10, Again and Again
Sep 29, 2021
Michael tries to explain his 10 month plan of losing 10 pounds. Doesn't sound so bad. Audio from Face Jam "Taco Bell 03/20/21"
Smarmy Grackle Cast
Oct 6, 2021
The grackles that eat food off the parking lot ground aren't too different than our favorite Face Jam guys. Audio from Face Jam "Little Caesars 06/08/21"
Airhead BUNS on a Chicken Sandwich?!
Oct 13, 2021
Would you eat a burger that has an airhead as a bun? Pretty tempting, I know! Audio from Face Jam "Burger King 07/20/21"
Dry Wine Whiners
Oct 20, 2021
A little too much wine takes the Face Jam guys to a different land. Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"
Upside Down with Tradition
Oct 27, 2021
Does anyone really care that a blizzard can be held upside down? Probably not. Audio from Face Jam "Dairy Queen 01/19/21"
Honey Mustard Mistake
Nov 3, 2021
Michael makes an oopsie and orders some honey mustard. A lot of it. Like SO much. Audio from Face Jam "Quiznos 08/18/20"
On Cloud Wine
Nov 10, 2021
A certain wine description really tucks the Face Jam guys in for the night. Audio from Face Jam "Snack Friday"
