The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
Episode 1#1 Pilot
Jan 16, 2018
The News Tank is a weekly news show where the anchors get drunk and tell the news. But not just any news, only the fun, silly, wacky news that everyone loves to hear about, but no one covers. So grab a drink and get in the tank with us.
Year in Review
Jan 23, 2018
We had beers for the football game, but for reporting the news we need something stronger. Tune in to episode 2 tomorrow as we tackle our 2017 year end review.
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
Jan 30, 2018
DACA Deal, Border Wall, & Nutella!
Stray Dogs
Feb 6, 2018
Woman on the street. Stray dogs.
Worms, Vagina Wigs, & Russian Bots!
Feb 13, 2018
Eye worms and vagina wigs.
Working Women, Lady Doritos, & Women's Intuition
Feb 27, 2018
Ladies, feelings, flowers and estrogen.
Is it a Bot or not?
Mar 6, 2018
Is it a bot or not? Lane Marinosh puts his heart on the line to find out.
Muscle Mass, Instapot, & Cashews!
Mar 13, 2018
So much weird news with drunk people.
Climate Change, Grumpy Cat, & Buttholes!
Mar 20, 2018
That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
Surprise News!
Mar 27, 2018
Surprise news!. That's my opinion and I'm not sorry about it.
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
Apr 3, 2018
Cheetahs, Hockey, & Happiness!
Coffee Warnings, New Words, & Name Handles!
Apr 10, 2018
Join us for weird news reported while drinking responsibly.
The Rant!
Apr 17, 2018
New segment today. Leena rants her little heart out. About what you ask? Well you'll just have to watch and find out. Give us a like, share, or comment if you want to see more "Rants" on our show.
Bloopers!
Apr 24, 2018
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
Ed Balls, Cry Closet, & Poop Trains!
May 1, 2018
So many great co-hosts helping us tell the stories you really wanna hear about, cause who needs more of that depressing poop.
Salty Siri, Drinking, & Standing Health
May 8, 2018
Jerry Anderson Willow joins Leena Sherna on The News Tank. Jerry brings a level of news reporting that has Leena on her toes, it's quite entertaining.
The Rant #2!
May 15, 2018
Are you tired of being told what new fashion item is THE THING you need to be trendy and cool with the crowd? So is Leena and she isn't holding back.
Happy Memorial Day!
May 22, 2018
We'll see y'all next week. Happy early Memorial Day. Thank you to all that served for our country.
Evictions, Pee Stories, & Damp Socks!
May 29, 2018
Mitchell Curvey is back and thrilled to tell you what's in the tank today. And Leena will let you know how to share your "peed yourself" story.
Prison Problems, Types of Doctors, & Octopuses!
Jun 5, 2018
This week's tank covers a range of stories. These are real news stories you can surprise your friends with in conversation or an opener at a party. You're welcome.
Graduation Cakes, Pageants, & Masturbation!
Jun 12, 2018
Meeya and Leena fill you in on some saucy stories this week. Like and share cause this week's tank is full.
Benedict Cumberbatch, Belly Fat, & Relics
Jun 19, 2018
It's a feel good Benedict Cumberbatch story, belly fat news and a little something to make you feel old. Leena seems to think Benedict Cumberbatch has been asking us to be on the show.
Alcohol, Phone Addiction, & Harry Potter!
Jun 26, 2018
Apparently, you're supposed to slow down on your alcohol intake as you get older, but Leena and Allie are only in their 30s so they're not worried.
4th of July Fun Facts!
Jul 3, 2018
We got into the Fourth of July spirits here in the tank to deliver some facts about Independence Day.
Time for a RANT!
Jul 10, 2018
It's TIME for a rant, and do you know how we know? Because our clock has actual numbers on it!!. Are you Team Mitchell or Team Leena?
A Snake for Every Finger!
Jul 17, 2018
We're reporting on stories 10 to 30 feet long, including a man in Virgina Beach who found a Ball Python in his toilet and some grooming tips from a gentleman in Pune, India.
Mary Poppins Vagina, Mummy Juice, & Brady Bunch
Jul 24, 2018
You don't wanna miss hard hitting stories like Mary Poppins vaginas and Mummy Juice. Only the best delivered every week to you.
Jim Bean & Cows are Good!
Jul 31, 2018
We're here with some weird alcohol news among other things. Bess is a little tipsy, which means she's PERFECT for a News Tank anchor. A Tanchor? It'll catch on.
Rogue Rental Goats & Cookie Sized Nuggets!
Aug 7, 2018
If stories about pooping on scooters or hiding gold nuggets in your bum-bum appeal to you, then get ready for a doozy of a News Tank.
Peeing in the Streets of Paris & Dehydration
Aug 14, 2018
Fill up your tank on this beautiful "Tanked Tuesday!" We've got news about Rubiks Cubes, men legally relieving themselves on the streets of Paris, and more.
I Am Kevin!
Aug 21, 2018
This week in the Tank we're a little appalled about some people's sexual health. We might even have our condoms made.
Can I Borrow Your Shed?
Aug 28, 2018
Listen, we talk about butt holes a lot, AND vaginas, so maybe this is a little NSFW? But we just want you to know, your vagina is perfect just the way it is.
Drugs, Octopuses, Octopuses ON drugs, and Coffins!
Sep 4, 2018
Suction Cups out. If you watch, you'll find out what that means!.
Finale!
Sep 11, 2018
The news is a tough pill to swallow these days. The News Tank wants to bring you something different. Still real news, just news that's a hop, skip or jump outside the mainstream media. And with booze on top.
