Barney MillerOne of the Funniest Police Shows Ever!
Barney Miller is the kind of cop we'd all like to run into. Always sensible, he maintains order over a band of detectives who gamble, hit on anything in skirts, go to renaissance philosophy conventions for fun, and would really prefer to be writing. Nearly all of the action takes place in the squad room where citizens and criminals are brought in to complicate the mix.
WriterBob Colleary
Ramon
Jan 23, 1975
Captain Barney Miller talks down a junkie who is holding the 12th Precinct hostage.
Experience
Jan 30, 1975
A bomber targets the 12th Precinct, as Det. Fish contemplates retirement.
Snow Job
Feb 6, 1975
The squad grapples with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher who attempts suicide in the bathroom.
Graft
Feb 13, 1975
An old friend of Barney's is assigned to investigate allegations of corruption in the squadroom; Chano is after an obscene phone caller.
The Courtesans
Feb 20, 1975
A prostitute threatens to file harassment charges against Wojo; Rachel wants to move into her own apartment.
Stakeout
Feb 27, 1975
Well-meaning nosy neighbors overrun a covert stakeout operation.
Bureaucrat
Mar 6, 1975
Guests to the 12th include a drunken bureaucrat and the 12-year-old who robbed Chano's apartment; Wojo closes the precinct's favorite delicatessen for minor health-code infractions.
Ms. Cop
Mar 13, 1975
An overzealous lady cop ruffles the feathers of the testosterone-run 12th; Chano nabs an obscene phone caller. Linda Lavin (""Alice"") debuts as Detective Janice Wentworth.
Vigilante
Mar 20, 1975
Barney is visited by Inspector Luger, who complains that his men aren't disliked enough by the public; a neighborhood vigilante is well into his twilight years; Wojo collars a cross-dressing teamster.
The Guest
Mar 27, 1975
The 12th Precinct reluctantly guards a mob witness; Chano uses his co-workers' own cash stash to set up a narcotics buy.
Escape Artist
Apr 10, 1975
A self-avowed ""bird-man"" drops in; Barney holds a resourceful escaped prisoner for the FBI; Harris decides to write a novel, setting up one of the series' most durable storylines.
Hair
Apr 17, 1975
A scruffy ""Serpico""-type cop has good reason to hide behind unruly hair; Bernice discovers that Fish spent the afternoon in a massage parlor.
The Hero
May 1, 1975
Chano is guilt-stricken when he shoots a holdup man; Liz makes a citizen's arrest, after being robbed at ""stickpoint"" by a twelve-year-old.
