Ambrosia

Meet the Family

Jan 23, 2026

Ambrosia is starring in her own fantasy, Lasagna has no idea what show she's in, and Biscuit is here against his will.

The Birthday Cake

Jan 30, 2026

Ambrosia treats Lasagna's birthday like an emergency, Biscuit denies the charges, and Serena-who may or may not exist-is somehow in charge of the cake.

Family Vacation

Feb 6, 2026

Ambrosia plans a family vacation using a Google image search, Biscuit questions her finances and reality, and Lasagna is repeatedly sent to retrieve the black credit card while an air fryer becomes the backup plan.

Dumpster Tofu

Feb 13, 2026

A dumpster bob, a tofu-loving rat, a delighted Lasagna, and one fed-up Biscuit-Ambrosia calls it destiny.

Starting a Business

Feb 20, 2026

Ambrosia rebrands herself as a mogul overnight, Biscuit opens a fraud investigation, and Lasagna just wants to finish one thought.

The Vet

Feb 28, 2026

Ambrosia attempts a simple vet trip. Biscuit refuses participation. The Lasagnas have duplicated. No one is emotionally prepared.

Lasagnas Wedding

Mar 6, 2026

Ambrosia's planning the wedding. Biscuit tried logistics and went to the bathroom instead. Lasagna and Lasagna #2 are missing. No one noticed.

Biscuit Ran Away

Mar 20, 2026

Ambrosia's having a breakdown - for no reason. Biscuit took a nap - and instantly regretted waking up. Lasagna has no idea what's going on. And honestly? Same.

Marathon

Mar 29, 2026

Ambrosia's gonna go for a run, Biscuit confused her, Lasagna doesn't know who to save.

A Burnt Biscuit

Apr 10, 2026

Biscuit snapped like a cheap wig. Ambrosia's en route to the mall.