Name: Movie Night Massacre
Released: 2026-07-17
Cast: Jules MacRae

The Smurfs

Jul 17, 2026

Jules MacRae, Raya Cutefreak and MrDudeFace discuss their viewing of the 2011 Smurfs movie over a Discord call.

9m

Pixels

Jul 24, 2026

Jules reviews the 2015 (kinda) classic Pixels. A pretty decent Sandler flick about le vide gams.

7m

Backrooms

Aug 3, 2026

Marcus "The Other Guy" Curran reviews a film based on an independently produced horror webseries. 0/10 for lack of multi-coloured slides that lead to different dreamcore-slop levels.

7m

Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror

Aug 7, 2026

Jules reviews a notorious Dracula film. Might just be one of the most influential Dracula films known to man!

7m

The Cinema Snob Movie

Aug 9, 2026

The following episode of Movie Night Massacre is a video remake of the first MNM Blog. Because the series has moved away from the blog format, we’ve decided to remake both this review and the "Heathers (1989)" review. You can still read the original blogs on the 11Minutes Website, however these are the definitive reviews with definitive rankings.

6m

Heathers

Aug 10, 2026

High school in film: It's absolutely nothing like it's real life counter-part. Big buff bullies shoving you in the lockers for being gay and then taking your lunch money, different social groups sitting at different lunch tables, crowded corridors absolutely rammed with students, lockers and random bullsh*t and at the centre of it all, the "popular kids" ruled the place. Maybe it's just because I went to a British secondary school but this stuff feels like complete bullshit.

7m