Kenny vs. SpennyKenny and Spenny are two best friends who compete against each other. Their competitions are ridiculous, immature and totally intense.
CreatorsKenny Hotz, Spencer Rice
Who Can Lose the Most Weight?
Nov 11, 2003
The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!
Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?
Sep 2, 2003
The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.
Who Is the Better Chef?
Sep 9, 2003
Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.
Who Can Stand Up the Longest?
Sep 16, 2003
This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?
Who Can Sit on a Cow the Longest?
Sep 23, 2003
Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.
Who Is the Sanest?
Sep 30, 2003
Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?
Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?
Oct 7, 2003
Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?
Who Does She Like Better?
Oct 14, 2003
Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl - the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.
Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?
Oct 21, 2003
Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.
Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?
Oct 28, 2003
Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.
Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?
Nov 4, 2003
Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.
Who Is the Best Fashion Designer?
Aug 26, 2003
Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.
Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?
Sep 9, 2003
The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.
Who Can Put on the Best Concert?
Feb 23, 2004
The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.
Who Is the Best Parent?
Jan 7, 2004
It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.
Who Do Kids Like Most?
Feb 3, 2004
Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.
Who Is the Strongest?
Jan 21, 2004
Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.
Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?
Mar 16, 2004
The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.
Who Is the Best Actor?
Jan 21, 2004
Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.
Who Is the Best Male Stripper?
Feb 10, 2004
The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.
Who Is the Best Figure Skater?
Feb 17, 2004
The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.
Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?
Feb 23, 2004
It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.
Who Will Use Their Arms First?
Mar 2, 2004
Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?
Kenny Takes Spenny to Court for Money Owed
Mar 9, 2004
Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.
Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?
Mar 16, 2004
The guys split the van front/rear, with the first to leave the van losing. Kenny equipped the back of the van with a television, stove and other equipment, while Spenny drove and stayed in the front seat. After several days, growing tired, Spenny agreed to switch places, secretly taking the keys with him. However, Kenny had made a duplicate key, planning to drive dangerously to make Spenny leave the van. Kenny's plan backfired as his electric equipment had drained the battery and the van could not be started or boosted.
Boxing
Mar 23, 2004
After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.
SierraKiloBravo
@SierraKiloBravo
Click here for a video version: https://youtu.be/9qMn8PAd2ZU Somewhere way in the depths of my memory I recall watching a TV show called _Kenny vs Spenny_. To this day I can’t remember where or on what channel I saw it, or when that was, but I clearly remember watching some episodes of a show with two best friends pitting themselves against each other in stupid competitions, and the loser having to suffer a humiliation at the hands of the victor. Colour me surprised then when on Reddit I came across a post telling everyone that all 6 seasons of the show had been uploaded to YouTube by one of the creators. Kenny Hotz and Spencer Rice are the titular stars of this series, and this is probably not a show you’d watch with your mum. It’s not quite as full on as _Jackass_, but gets pretty close sometimes with some gross out moments. Through the 6 seasons they have such battles as Who Can Stay Awake the Longest, Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days, First One to Use Their Arms Loses, Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus on Their Head the Longest, and as things devolve over time we even get such gems as Who Can Keep a Dump in Their Pants the Longest. It’s perfect late night entertainment! It does vary in quality quite a lot throughout, some episodes are hilarious, but others are not so interesting. At times it was less about who was going to win, but more about how Kenny was going to try and cheat his way around the rules. This is what made the show so popular over its runtime - the guys have such different personalities and approaches to the competitions that half the fun is watching the two of them try to not kill each other. The show ran from 2002 to 2010, was nominated for many awards, and spawned a number of copycat versions in countries as varied as the UK, Colombia, Germany, and India. As I said, all six seasons are available on YouTube on Kenny’s channel, so if you were a fan back in the day and want to relive the glory days, or if you’re in a pandemic related state of epic boredom, load these guys up and cover your eyes as the madness ensues.
TwoWheelUnion
@TwoWheelUnion
Kenny vs. Spenny is one of the most hilariously unhinged shows to ever come out of the early 2000s. It takes a simple competition format and turns it into absolute chaos, powered by some of the best gross-out, cringe, and absurd humor of its era. Every episode feels unpredictable, with challenges that spiral way past what you'd expect, making it impossible not to laugh at how far things go. What really makes the show special is the dynamic between the two leads. Spenny tries (and usually fails) to play things straight, while Kenny is a full-blown cheater, liar, manipulator, and professional rule-bender. Instead of competing fairly, Kenny treats every challenge like psychological warfare, and watching his schemes unfold is half the fun. His lack of morals paired with Spenny's constant frustration creates comedy that feels raw, chaotic, and perfectly timed. The show captures that classic early-2000s vibe where TV wasn't afraid to be weird, gross, and uncomfortable in the best way. Between the outrageous challenges, brutal humiliations, and nonstop banter, Kenny vs. Spenny still holds up as one of the funniest and most original comedy series ever made. It's dumb, smart, disgusting, and brilliant all at once - and that's exactly why it's so memorable.
