Bath of Beans

Sep 16, 2003

Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

Tallest Man

Sep 23, 2003

Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

Hard-Boiled Egg Eating

Sep 30, 2003

Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.

Most Cigarettes in a Mouth

Oct 7, 2003

Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

Biggest House of Cards

Oct 14, 2003

Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.

Smallest Ant

Oct 21, 2003

There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.

Largest Mince Pie

Oct 28, 2003

Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.

Most People in a Mini

Nov 4, 2003

Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.