Simone Selkin is single and in no way ready to mingle. Her excuses? Well, she's new to Toronto, she's trying to make the most of her big break on CSIS:ForensicSWAT and, if she's honest, she's still getting over her ex, Rebecca, who was a total skank. But back in Vancouver, Simone's best friend Audrey has a plan to get Simone back on the horse. And that plan is "online dating". "What's so great about meeting 'in real life' first anyway? That's how Ava Braun met Hitler and look how that turned out."
Single Lesbian Psychos
Jun 9, 2009
In the pilot episode, Simone reluctantly lets her best friend Audrey fill out her online dating profile.
Please ... Please Stop
Jun 9, 2009
Simone's first date with Elisa starts off in Pleasantville but quickly veers into AreYouOnCracktown.
Hammer Toes
Jul 26, 2009
Simone bravely agrees to date a musician, with shocking results.
A League of Her Own
Sep 17, 2009
Simone's a bit miffed that everyone thinks her date, Caramel Kiss, is "out of her league".
Dirty Birds
Nov 5, 2009
After her hot night with Caramel Kiss, Simone goes to her audition for The Albatross Appeal and finds that albatrosses aren't the dirtiest birds.
