Sex. Violence. Pastels.
An absurdist, retro-futuristic 80s cop extravaganza. The series follows undercover detective Dazzle Novak, a handsome idiot who commits more crimes than most criminals. His tyrannical chief, Pizzaz Miller, won't get off his back, and hotshot rookie Rad Cunningham is dying to see him fail. With the world against him, Dazzle is thrust into a living nightmare: having to do actual police work.
Mall Hath No Fury
Sep 16, 2015
A dangerous crime lord is terrorizing Moonbeam City, but handsome idiot detective Dazzle Novak is more concerned with getting his "#1 Cop" mug back from his rival, Rad Cunningham, than with cracking the case.
Lights! Camera! Reenaction!
Sep 23, 2015
When Dazzle is approached by true-crime show "Crimezappers" about reenacting one of his arrests, he insists on directing the episode, but the hyper-expensive shoot quickly spirals out of control.
The Strike Visualizer Strikes Again
Sep 30, 2015
Chrysalis leads a task force to catch a mysterious serial killer, and Dazzle is torn when his favorite artist becomes the prime suspect.
Quest for Aquatica
Oct 14, 2015
Dazzle goes undercover at sea when he's inspired by Chrysalis' naval commander father, but the assignment is complicated by his affection for a dolphin named Splasha.
Glitzotrene: One Town's Seduction
Oct 21, 2015
To prevent Mayor Eo Jaxxon from dismantling Moonbeam City's police department, the police hook the entire city on the synthetic drug "Glitzotrene", creating a drug epidemic. Guest starring Powers Boothe and Trace Adkins.
Lasers and Liars
Oct 28, 2015
The team meets Pizzaz's family, Dazzle dates Pizzaz's estranged sister, Panache, while Rad tries to join a yacht club
Cop Con
Nov 11, 2015
During the "Cop Con" police event, Dazzle and Pizzaz enjoy their annual romantic tryst. With Moonbeam City PD absent, the criminal element literally cleans up the town.
Stuntstravaganza
Nov 18, 2015
Dazzle and his stuntman father, Razzle, reconnect; Rad loses his parking ticket and gets trapped in the PD garage by the security system.
The Legend Of Circuit Lake
Dec 2, 2015
After Rad gets lost in the virtual world of the Moonbeam PD's records room, Dazzle is imprisoned for his murder, where he forms an erotic connection with the prison's artificially intelligent security system.
The Wedding Of Rad (Lie)
Dec 9, 2015
Dazzle begins dating a mob boss's socialite daughter, and Rad is pressured by his Canadian grifter parents into getting sham-married to his own sister.
