Pop the Astronaut

You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try

The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son

Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday

John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits

The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You

Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two

Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is

It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better

He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round

The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens

Episode 14

Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free

You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back

If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?

There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business

Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?

Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?

When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country

People Who Like People Are Cannibals

The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas

Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home

Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe

San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home

Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars