Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

6 min

Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

3 min

Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

5 min

You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

5 min

Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk

6 min

Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

4 min

On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

7 min

Man Turns Home into Home Depot

4 min

"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

5 min

Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

5 min

Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

5 min

Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

5 min

We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

5 min

One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

4 min

True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien

9 min

Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

5 min

Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

5 min

Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

8 min

Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

4 min

Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

6 min

Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America

5 min

Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

4 min