Mad Wack Sledgehammer

Super Duper Banana Knife

Wicked Phat Nail Bat

Totally Wigg'n Faceplant

Hatchet of Brutal Indecision

2 Legit Shotgun Bayonette

Totally Dope Hockey Stick (With Knife Attatchment)

Hella Ouch Spinal Fracture

The Final Hit