Two and a Half Men
S1 · E4 — If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
S1:E4 · If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
24 episodes in this season
Pilot
23 min
Big Flappy Bastards
21 min
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
19 min
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Phase One, Complete
Merry Thanksgiving
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
20 min
Camel Filters and Pheromones
Sarah Like Puny Alan
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
That Was Saliva, Alan
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
An Old Flame with a New Wick
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
No Sniffing, No Wowing
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Just Like Buffalo
Can You Feel My Finger?
