"JK Labajo: "Kinsa ba gi ingon nga bad boy ko? Kulatahon tika!" ('Who said that I was a bad boy? I'll beat you up!')"

"Kyle Echarri: "...mao na ang usa ka reason kung ngano single pa ko karon." ('...that's one of the reasons why I'm still single today.')"

"Jas Dudley-Scales and Binsoy Namoca: "Kada naay ma-evict, paki-add sa group chat..." ('Whenever someone gets evicted, please add them to the group chat...')"

"Davao Conyo: Private School vs. Public School!"

"Kolette Madelo, Kai Montinola, and Rain Celmar: "Mao na ang i-manifest namong tulo, ang mag..." ('That's what the three of us will manifest, to...')"

"Enrique Gil: "Dako jud, dako!" ('It's big, it's big!')"

"Sylvia Sanchez and Gela Atayde: "Lisod maging inahan, lisod maging ginikanan..." ('It's hard to be a mother, it's hard to be a parent...')"

"Khianna and Hana Beshie: "Sobra ka-creative ang regional drag queens..." ('Regional drag queens are so creative...')"

"Morissette: "5 years ming walay istoryahay..." ('We haven't talked for 5 years...')"

"Chito Samontina: "Kung wala nako ‘to naagian, di ko maningkamot..." ('If I hadn't gone through this, I wouldn't have tried...')"

"Felip: "Kuantie Melai, pwede ko mangihi?" ('Kuantie Melai, can I pee?')"

"Sisi Rondina: "Wala ko kabalo nga naa diay sweldo..." ('I didn't know there was a salary...')"

"Sofronio Vasquez: "Naanad ta na dili ta pilianon." ('We are used to not being chosen.')"