Baa Baa Blackmail

Murder, She Tweeted

Dead Men Don't Wear Spanx

The Mummenschantz Conundrum

Hickory Dickory Danger

A Fistful of Chowder

The Equinox Equinox

Heavy Hangs the Fannypack

A Prayer for Dick Butkus

Wanted: Dead... or with Chives

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

The Turducken Kerfuffle

What the Rowboat Saw

Satan's Kazoo

Paper or Plastique?

A Jeff Bridges Too Far

One if by Land, Two if by a Slightly Longer Land-Route

No Time for Tetherball

Do You Want Lies with That?

Zeus Was Framed

The El Chapo Cartel Saves Christmas

A Sleigh Full of Slay

How the Grinch Stole Innocence

Hairdryer: 1, Frosty: 0

Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-Murder

A Quantum of Kwanzaa

The Mistletoe Manifesto

Santa vs. Rudolph vs. Predator

2011: A Spanx Odyssey

Voodoo or Voo Don't

The Monkey's Paw And Then The Rest Of The Monkey

Houston, We Have A Murder

A Fistful of Dollars, A Mouthful of Travelers Cheques

The Conundrum Enigma

Damn The Torpedoes, Full Greed Ahead

Hello And Dubai

Something Smelly That Way Went

You Say Tomato, I Also Say Tomato

A Renaissance Most Foul

Who Will Cry for The Third Nipple?

A Finger Un-Pulled

Rendezvous at Meet-Up Point

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Humor Truck

"Whisper," She Shouted

The Unitard Dilemma

Octoparrot vs. Megakitten

Death Takes A Time-Share

Love Gets Liposuctioned

How Stella Got Her Car Back

The Asiago Index

The Devil's Email Attachment

Air Force One 2: Revenge of President Dracula

If This Van's a Rockin', I'm Having a Seizure Inside My Van

Hooray For Scabies

The Case of the Missing Show Title

The Double-Fudging Of Vanessa Del Rio

World War Wheeee!

A Mystery Wrapped Inside a Calzone

The Rise and Fall of John Reisenphal

Captain Facepunch vs. the Punch-Proof Face!

Seven Salads for Seven Brothers Who Are Sexually Attracted to Salads

Everybody Wang But Don't Chung Tonight

Excuse Me, But May I Murder You?

Ninjas Don't Wear Corduroy

The Spatula Peninsula

And in This Corner... Gingivitis!

The Lion, The Witch, And The Ikea Aspelund Underbed Storage Box

Hell's Cul-De-Sac

Terra Chips at 30,000 Feet

Where There's a Will, There's a Dead Person

Countdown to Crotchfire

Grandpa's Secret, Grandma's Shame

As Time Goes Bi-Curious

Ding Dong the Witch is Dad

A Man For 3 Out Of 4 Seasons

The Candy Man Can't

The Devil's Pre-nup

Dr. No, M.D.

On This Day, A Chump Was Born

Dial T for Misdialed Murder

The Boy Who Actually Used Algebra Later in Life

The Brobdingnagian Abyssinian

Redbeard's Last Stand

The Container Store of My Discontent

The Twin Horrors of Professor Blurryvision

The Umlaut Initiätive

Typo Mysteries Presents: The Haunted Hose

The Awkward Product Placement. Swiffer

Untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. Project

The Falcon CAN Hear the Falconer, Thanks to Miracle Ear!

The Indiscriminate Highlighter

Fuzzy Wuzzy, or Fuzzy Wuzzn't He?

Tomorrow's Episode

Murder at the Murder Trial

Mr. Smith Goes to Hades

Willy Wonka and His Much Less Popular Beef Jerky Factory

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Pink Berry

Quoth the Raven, "No Comment"

Green Eggs & Health Code Violations

Is Anyone Paying Attention to These Friggin' Episode Titles?

Wow! You DO Care About These Episode Titles.

Savage. Fred Savage.

She Sells Sea Shells Made Out of Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

It's Gettin' Hard Out There for a Pope

The Title Will Be Added In Later

Quoth the Hipster, "Whatevermore."

A Recipe for Disaster Casserole

Me. Coli

What Happens On Krypton, Stays on Krypton

Are You There, God? It's Me - Your Loanshark

Dragonpuncher 3: The Punchening

An Atheist Named Faith

50,000,000 Connie Selleca Fans Can't Be Wrong

Death Gets a Paper Cut

Length x Width = Tears

Hell Hath No Cell Phone Reception

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish - Oh, God, My Whole Life Has Been a Horrible Lie

Hug Me, Sighed the Porcupine

The Devil Went Down to 7-Eleven and Bought A Slurpee

The One Where Conan Does That Thing

The LOL from Hell O Hell

The Silvery Thistles of St. Lispmoor

Cut, Cap, Balance, And Boogie

The Gentile's Bar Mitzvah

I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings Karaoke

Cowboys & Aliens 2: Showdown at Glorb Ranch

And the Wind Whispered "Balls"

What if the Title's Too Long for Andy to Successfully Fit it in to the Opening Announce?

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream When Our Elevator Plunges 40 Floors

The Decline of Dee Klein

The Dr. and Mrs. Howard P. Reynolds Foundation Murders

The Devil Drives Stick

Dragon Tamer 3: Dungeon War 2: The Prequel

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Rabbi

I Know What You Did Last Lobsterfest

Eat, Love, Lather, RInse, Repeat

Alex Trebek in Actual Jeopardy

The Title the Announcer Didn't Read Right

A Streetcar Named Dr. Nathan Gluckman

And the Wind Cried, "Harriet."

The One Hour of Footage George Lucas Hasn't Messed With

Quoth the Raven, "That Is So Me!"

President Björk Saves the Day

The Murdering Murderer of Murdertown

The Hunchback of Dekalb County Community College

The Fluffer of Seville

The Day the Proofradar Quit

It Turns Out Stella's Groove Was On Her Head the Whole Time

God Never Closes a Door Without Laughing at You

The Way to a Man's Heart Is Through My Multi-level Marketing Plan

Death Takes a Staycation

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo on Her Face Who Was Unemployable

The Day the Mirth Stood Still

Alibi for the Murder Andy's Committing Tonight

Karate Kid 9: Return to Nun-Chuck Island

The Pretty Girl Waving to Someone Behind You

Footloose 3: Footloosest

The Zombie Who Preferred Salads

Enter the Enterer

The Unbearable Lightness of Light Beer

It's the Great Pumpki-- No Wait, That's Just Conan's Head

A Tree with Dutch Elm Disease Grows in Brooklyn

The Mystery of the Recent NYU Grad Who Got a Job

Just Another Typical Gay Jewish Televised Wedding in New York