I'm a Motherf**king Scorpion, That's Why

28 min

Entropy is Contagious

28 min

We Can Always Just Overwhelm the Vagus Nerve with Another Sensation

27 min

The Urge to Save Humanity is Almost Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule

27 min

Trust Me, I'm Getting Plenty of Erections

27 min

The Next Olive Branch Goes Straight Up Your Ass

23 min

He Didn't Mean That, Natalie Portman

26 min

We're Going to Build a Mothership and Rule the Universe

28 min

Praise Money! Hallowed be Thy Name

28 min

Everything's So F**king Obvious, I'm Starting to Wonder Why We're Even Having This Conversation

28 min

You're Safely Sucking at the Triple-Venti Tits of the New Kaan & Associates

28 min