Episodes

9 episodes in this season

On With the Schmo

60 min

A Bottle of Red, a Bottle of White

60 min

The Crisis

60 min

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

60 min

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Porked and Beans

60 min

Requiem for a Frog

60 min

Cruiser

60 min

T.J. Needs T.P.

60 min

Finale

60 min

The Joe Schmo Show

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Porked and Beans

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Jul 12, 2004

The suitors are told to choose who they believe among them is least compatible with Austin and with Piper. Gerald is chosen least compatible with Piper and Eleanor is chosen least compatible with Austin. That means they each get some alone time with the respective bachelor and bachelorette - that is, until "tragedy" strikes. A Falcon Twist is interrupted for the "news" that Ingrid's grandfather died. As such, weepy Eleanor loses her alone-time to Ingrid. The suitors all take part in a game called Love is a Battlefield in which they must perform better than models at outrageous tasks for trips. Tim gets the dirty-talk of his life from Cammy, but it isn't enough to beat the apparently X-Rated performance of the models. Piper's supposed parents return, except now they're playing the roles of Austin's parents. The girls are given tasks to perform and all complete them except Cammy. Her Porked and Beans soft-core video is played, but Austin tosses Ingrid, saying that she had lied to him about her grandfather.

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The Joe Schmo Show

TV Series

20031h8.2

Comedy

Now playing

Porked and Beans

Season 2 · Episode 5 · Jul 12, 2004

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