The Room Above the Indian Grocery

Where are My Socks and Other Mysteries of Love

If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't

When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed

Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will