The Room Above the Indian Grocery

If You Can't Win, Shoot for a Tie

Do Someone a Favor and It Becomes Your Job

Never Play Leapfrog with a Unicorn

Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing

Two Wrongs are Only the Beginning

Never Wear Earmuffs in a Bed of Rattlesnakes

Where's There's a Will, There's a Won't

When You're Over the Hill, You Pick Up Speed

Experience is Something You Don't Get Until Just After You Need It

Doing It the Hard Way is Always Easier

If Anything Can Go Wrong, It Will